Lookbook

I have hips and thighs that have previously been referred to as belonging to a gymnast. So you can imagine that when the skinny jeans appeared about 2 years ago, I cringed. But then I tried to have an open mind. What kind of self proclaimed semi fashionista does not even give the skinny jeans a try? Come on now… . So off I went, optimism in one hand, credit card in another. Things took a turn for the worst when, after wriggling into a pair, I turned to look at myself. *Gasp*. I did not think my thighs were this huge. What I had been trying to hide for years was now magnified in all its curvaceous glory…not always a good thing (unless you can appreciate the look of the stuffed sausage). . And that’s when I made the executive decision to abolish all attempts to skinny. Starting today, I would walk with my head held high, ignoring the size 0’s with their ankles tight in denim. This was a trend that I would not even attempt to rock. . So life went on. I went about my daily routine when sud...

I must admit that my writing intentions this morning have slightly shifted. I came across this picture (see below) and felt that it was my duty as a human being to report this foul trend from Sanna's (a Brazilian store) which I hope will not catch on up here in Canada. Seeing as it brings out all kinds of emotions in me, I felt the need to show you, dear reader, all the angles of this fugly trend. Check it out: And to answer all your questions: 1) Yes, it is what you think 2) Yes, both parts are sewn together 3) No, I don't think you can wear any underwear with that... 4) Yes, yes, these are available online 5) I can double check but I dont think you can ask the police to give fines to offenders 6) That's true: even Britney would frown upon this 7) I do agree that it makes a perfect Halloween costume- An Exotic Dancer on Her Day Off 8) You're right, the mini jewels bring it down to a whole other level I did not think existed... But I guess to each his own and it...